Rat Ecuadorian Granny of Mine!
Ignore this if you're interested in ra bliss. Or if you don't like the footie. This is footie/World Cup post.
I think it's time I started lending my support to the little Englanders in the World Cup. This is the kiss of death. As soon as I get behind the Sassenachs, they're out! I'll give them the kiss later.
What possible reason can I have for supporting the Ecuadorians? Well, the last time I recall the Englanders getting humped by a British team was when Northern Ireland beat them one nil. That's like the pub team beating Brazil. I mean, Northern Ireland isn't really a country. It's not even all of Ulster! Probably not even a couple of million people live there (though they do make a lot of noise!). So 1-0 is a wonderful result for them.
The manager of Northern Ireland is called Lawrie Sanchez and his dad is an .... yes, wait for it ... Ecuadorian! Lawrie has told the Ecuadorians how his got his team to pull off their famous victory. Start the game with flying tackles. Get stuck in. Show you mean business and break a leg for every fifty fifty ball. Keep it at one all for as long as possible and wait till the Englanders start shouting at each other. The Englanders were awful at corners against Sweden. Get a corner. One nil.
When the Ecuadorians have to defend the first corner, two men in their defense must be told their job is to stick the nut on Gerrard, who is a fabulous player and the match winner. Nut Gerrard. Nobody will notice in the stramash. After that, man mark Beckham ...
Now, I'm feeling much better! Ecuador can beat this team! Go, Ecuador, go!!
I think it's time I started lending my support to the little Englanders in the World Cup. This is the kiss of death. As soon as I get behind the Sassenachs, they're out! I'll give them the kiss later.
What possible reason can I have for supporting the Ecuadorians? Well, the last time I recall the Englanders getting humped by a British team was when Northern Ireland beat them one nil. That's like the pub team beating Brazil. I mean, Northern Ireland isn't really a country. It's not even all of Ulster! Probably not even a couple of million people live there (though they do make a lot of noise!). So 1-0 is a wonderful result for them.
The manager of Northern Ireland is called Lawrie Sanchez and his dad is an .... yes, wait for it ... Ecuadorian! Lawrie has told the Ecuadorians how his got his team to pull off their famous victory. Start the game with flying tackles. Get stuck in. Show you mean business and break a leg for every fifty fifty ball. Keep it at one all for as long as possible and wait till the Englanders start shouting at each other. The Englanders were awful at corners against Sweden. Get a corner. One nil.
When the Ecuadorians have to defend the first corner, two men in their defense must be told their job is to stick the nut on Gerrard, who is a fabulous player and the match winner. Nut Gerrard. Nobody will notice in the stramash. After that, man mark Beckham ...
Now, I'm feeling much better! Ecuador can beat this team! Go, Ecuador, go!!
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