Friday, May 13, 2005

Ra Hullo Down There!

If you do not think Martians can visit this blog, have a look at this. This isn't a hoax site. That is supposed to be a picture of the Virgin Mary on top of a church. I first came upon this wonderment about twenty years ago. It didn't get much publicity when I was a tim, but the church is a coptic church. Say it isn't the Virgin Mary. She's been dead a long while and real folk don't go white and float about like that. Well, what is it then? The boy who first spotted it pointed to it with a sore finger which was miraculously cured. I love stuff like that!

I stuck calmness and desert fathers into Google and got this coptic pope going on about calmness. A whole document about this calmness and the different kinds of calmness. I think the coptics might be worth finding out about. The desert fathers were like Saint Antony, I think. Bare arsed dudes surfing the oceans of bliss.

I'm nothing like calm enough. I blogged a while ago about once or twice being able to stick representations of the lama onto things like trees and houses and them staying there. I wasn't much excited by this then, but I think I was very calm. I think if you were very calm and could place these mantric symbols in the chakras in your body, then they might stay like that. This means that when you went looking for them while doing whatever juju, they'd be there. You wouldn't be trying to contruct them from scratch. You'd just see them there. I hadn't connected these things before. That makes me feel really stupid.

I don't think I've ever had a properly calmed mind. Seems unlikely. But it has gone calm enough for me to know that something does change in the way it works. You can project images onto things. Like the lama or maybe these coloured symbols in your body. Must be how you do the mandala. You'd have to be awfully calm for an awfully long time if it works like that. I'm still hoping for the bolt of lightning and voila, the Acid King!

Poisonous was good value today. A conversation with Poisonous ... dance with a black mamba. The sneering riposte. You should never go first. He waits brilliantly. He watched me dig. I told him about Milarepa and pointless endeavours. He smirked. He doesn't make the slightest effort to be nice, but he is my deep dear friend. I don't actually like nice people. Nice people can give you the creeps.

11 Comments:

Blogger robmcj said...

hotboy, you might like to know that the virgin mary has appeared as a fencepost at the beach in Sydney, see here and here

Glad to be of help, robmcj.

7:24 AM  
Blogger P.N.Gwynne said...

The patient describing himself as Robmcj is resting at MIMI.

He was anxious that I should pass on a message to messrs. hotboy, brian, alison, nobis, menzies, karih - I'm sorry if I've left anyone out but he was speaking through a gag at the time - that he expects to receive a full discharge on Monday. I think he may be underestimating the seriousness of his condition.

Regards,
Philip N Gwynne,
Senior Analyst,
Macdonald Islands Mental Institute.

7:43 AM  
Blogger J.Cromb (anag) said...

Yesterday, Brian Wilson spent the entire morning going up to penguins, offering a funny-looking handshake, and saying:

"Lord Lucan, I presume. Do you bat, or bowl?"

The medics have escourted him back to the ward.

J.C.

9:46 AM  
Blogger hotboy said...

Nae photies of the virgin though, Adolf! Nae flatheids or badly toilet trained earthlings have ever given any explanations as to what was going on at Zeitun. It's a mystery? Hotboy

5:02 PM  
Blogger Unheard of & McDonald Islands DC said...

It is with deep regret that I report the following.

At 5.32am this morning, 14th May 2005, Central South Pacific Time, an anagram, believed to belong to Nobis Ralwin, was discovered washed up on the north west beach of McDonald Island.

A local meteorologist was called, and later confirmed that the anagram was lifeless.

A document found around the neck of the anagram has been sent to a hand writing expert for interpretation, but is believed to have included the following:

"Pep talk notes.

Anagrams. Remember to play with a straight bat at all times, and whatever happens, show no pain!

Watch out for Lucky's wrong-un.

See you in the 'Wreck after the match. The MGTs will be on my tab."

An formal announcement will follow in the Unheard of & McDonald Islands Official Journal.

Those wishing to celebrate the life and extraordinary times of Nobis Ralwin are invited to gather in the Shag Island Internet Cafe at 6.30 this evening, where a crate of Penguin Special Brew will be made available.

DC

8:47 PM  
Blogger Alison Main said...

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11:09 PM  
Blogger J.Cromb (anag) said...

Dear Nobby

RIP.

I knew thee but briefly.

But I will forever keep the image of your humble anagram, imparting opinions as to the potential deterioriation of the 'sticky dog' to passing penguins, foremost to mind.

Forgive me, please. I have quite recently overly imparted of the Shag Island Internet Cafe hospitality to adequately alliterate further any more coherent thoughts.

Your humble servant,

J.C.

11:32 PM  
Blogger Pink Martini said...

Eh?

Are you boys all cyclists, perchance?

PM

11:42 PM  
Blogger Mental Thompson said...

Could someone explain to me what the f*ck this is all about?

11:52 PM  
Blogger Alec McClochendichter said...

Mental. Ven Chenzen Tonyi says - discover the barriers to intimacy and how to remove them.

Moxy.

8:01 AM  
Blogger robmcj said...

hotboy, I was expertly toilet trained, and will shortly be posting the photographs to prove it. robmcj

8:09 AM  

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