Saturday, August 26, 2006

Rat Urn to Berlin

Saturday 7:14 p.m.
Hello, Jack the Spam Robot, the Martians, Masai Warriors and the castratee penguin fiddling pervert who regularly visit this blog!

Surf's up! With my Narcissistic Personality Disorder buoyed by tsunamis of the ra bliss over the last few days, I have decided that now is the time of announce the formation of my new church, which I've decided to call the Amazing Bloggy Church of the Bad Boy Blissheid. To join up all you have to subscribe to are these three lines:

We embrace our ignorance.
We don't believe in any things.
Especially thoughts.

Then there's the tenpercent off the top, of course!

It has to be now because I have heard from my spies that Adolf is set to return to Berlin from the Unheard of Island. Already on the beach a Hercules transport aeroplane is being loaded up with crates of mutant psycho-penguins, all with wee moustaches, and all chanting One Reich, One Yoke!

I now announce the first fatwa as head of the ABCBBB! It's not going to land in Berlin now, Adolf! It's straight into the drink in the middle of the vast Pacific Ocean!

Did someone mention a drink there? Hmmmm.


The fatwa is because Adolf promised this poor extremely no well woman, who'd repeatedly cured his screaming neck pain, that he'd meditate for her and he's done bugger all meditating for her! Can you believe it? What a spanking in the hot, cold and occasional hells he's going to take for that! If you think spending a few eons as a bad smell in the worst toilet in the Milky Way was bad after the last Reich, you aint seen nothing yet, Adolf! You'll be trying to blog from the other side while demons are sticking hot pokers up your bottom before you know it!

Get into ra bliss, flatheids! Get into ra bliss!



1 Comments:

Blogger robmcj said...

I hereby embrace some people's ignorance. Lennon too believed in karma. Where is he now?

You'll be relieved to know I have rebooked with an undercover airline.

10:15 AM  

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