Rat Personality Disorder!
Thursday 9:35 p.m.
We will invade and throw Adolf off the other half of the Unheard of Island. We can ask Eric. He's been practising invading cold planets. You are no longer my agent in the Southern Hemisphere, Adolf. Doesn't matter how long you try, the penguins will never be able to read. Also, one cannot drink beer with no beer in it. It's just not right. Remember Rhoem and all those floricks? Well, pay up time, Adolf! Oh no! Here comes a big killer whale! It's just eaten you up!.
Brian Wilson: You are now solely in charge of marketing the site through the internet. You can chew on the pig's face as much as you like. You can have porno videos bonking at you from every angle. You have drink as much of the pink sticky stuff as you find necessary. Just remember! Don't even think under fifty grand. Don't pick up the phone for less than that!
Sandy! It has to be you. It all fits. At last. A wummin from ra west. With an allotment. Likes fixing things. Computer genius. Nae wanes! Three huts!
You have to ask yourself. How many folk could log onto the Hotboy site with the cave and the pengos and the beer adverts with Brian Wilson almost of the Beach Boys on your marketing team? Just someone sitting there or standing on their head all day. How big is the world? How many martians and Masai Warriors are just dying for ra bliss!?You could pay to have sitting competitions with Hotboy. Big bets!! We could clean up! We could sell my blood after I levitate! A drop of Hotboy blood between little squares of glass. You could be obliged to purchase this before you had to climb Ben Nevis to chuck the brick into the air ... signifying a boost in the Scottish tourist industry and throwing a brick in the air. Anyway, it would be better than working and also funny.
Isn't this the way of the 21st century juju? Scepticism, rationalism, ignorance and ra bliss!
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Friday Noon
Wakened today feeling headachey and wuzzy. Being a man, I knewI had a brain tumour and cancelled my usual Friday jaunt to see the aged parent in Bellshill. But once I got into the lobby, ra bliss seems to be flowing stronger than ever. It doesn't know about the brain tumour. If I can still shoot a breath up past the pain sites, we're on the money today.
I'm not supposed to get diseases unless on workdays. If this is not proof that God is not good, well, he could be doing a bit better, couldn't he?
But ra bliss is in extraordinary mode today!
2:30 p.m.
The vajrayana is a great adventure. You may think nothing could be more boring that sitting in the lobby half the day, but it was brilliant. The effects of the vase breath today took me somewhere I'd never been before. If you're a flatheid, you have to remember that this juju involves far more pleasure than you will ever experience even when it's not working very well. Even with the brain tumour, today was amazing.
My knee is almost a hundred percent again, but I don't think I can train with this disease, which is a great pity. However, I shall go to the allotment and sit in the hut, and maybe dig till I'm exhausted. I always enjoy a bath after that!!
We will invade and throw Adolf off the other half of the Unheard of Island. We can ask Eric. He's been practising invading cold planets. You are no longer my agent in the Southern Hemisphere, Adolf. Doesn't matter how long you try, the penguins will never be able to read. Also, one cannot drink beer with no beer in it. It's just not right. Remember Rhoem and all those floricks? Well, pay up time, Adolf! Oh no! Here comes a big killer whale! It's just eaten you up!.
Brian Wilson: You are now solely in charge of marketing the site through the internet. You can chew on the pig's face as much as you like. You can have porno videos bonking at you from every angle. You have drink as much of the pink sticky stuff as you find necessary. Just remember! Don't even think under fifty grand. Don't pick up the phone for less than that!
Sandy! It has to be you. It all fits. At last. A wummin from ra west. With an allotment. Likes fixing things. Computer genius. Nae wanes! Three huts!
You have to ask yourself. How many folk could log onto the Hotboy site with the cave and the pengos and the beer adverts with Brian Wilson almost of the Beach Boys on your marketing team? Just someone sitting there or standing on their head all day. How big is the world? How many martians and Masai Warriors are just dying for ra bliss!?You could pay to have sitting competitions with Hotboy. Big bets!! We could clean up! We could sell my blood after I levitate! A drop of Hotboy blood between little squares of glass. You could be obliged to purchase this before you had to climb Ben Nevis to chuck the brick into the air ... signifying a boost in the Scottish tourist industry and throwing a brick in the air. Anyway, it would be better than working and also funny.
Isn't this the way of the 21st century juju? Scepticism, rationalism, ignorance and ra bliss!
This is all about the matter of getting the causes and conditions of emanating as a deity to come about. Please put your response to this advertisement into my comment section. All replies will be treated as confidential.
Friday Noon
Wakened today feeling headachey and wuzzy. Being a man, I knewI had a brain tumour and cancelled my usual Friday jaunt to see the aged parent in Bellshill. But once I got into the lobby, ra bliss seems to be flowing stronger than ever. It doesn't know about the brain tumour. If I can still shoot a breath up past the pain sites, we're on the money today.
I'm not supposed to get diseases unless on workdays. If this is not proof that God is not good, well, he could be doing a bit better, couldn't he?
But ra bliss is in extraordinary mode today!
2:30 p.m.
The vajrayana is a great adventure. You may think nothing could be more boring that sitting in the lobby half the day, but it was brilliant. The effects of the vase breath today took me somewhere I'd never been before. If you're a flatheid, you have to remember that this juju involves far more pleasure than you will ever experience even when it's not working very well. Even with the brain tumour, today was amazing.
My knee is almost a hundred percent again, but I don't think I can train with this disease, which is a great pity. However, I shall go to the allotment and sit in the hut, and maybe dig till I'm exhausted. I always enjoy a bath after that!!
posted by Hotboy at 9:38 PM
2 Comments:
The book agency has been a bit of a millstone round the neck of my other entrepreneurial ventures for a while. No offence, but it's a relief to be rid of it.
I'm not at liberty to say much, but I am working on a completely new miracle product, that is environmentally sound, of benefit to everyone, and costs literally nothing to produce. It's never been brought to market before!
I've said too much already. I'm hoping to get Spud and Carse "on board". I would cut you in if I thought it wouldn't offend class sensibilities.
PS do you mind if my military intelligence people read this blog? It helps them.
Adolf! Zeig! Scrub the beerless beer! Into the cave franchise. Design the cave. Sell them through the site. A community of internet meditators. We'd clean up, Adolf, if you'd just use your brains to do everything. I'm far to blissed to be bothered and you don't even meditate. YOu'd totally be rich! (Doesn't help with all the nazi gold, of course.) Hotboy
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