Ra Euphoricals Part 2
Wednesday 1:45 p.m.
What brilliant meditations I'm going to have over the next few days!!
I've done nothing about trying to get any money for ages. The only thing I have out there just now is three chapters of Light in the Dark at Chicken House.
The problem with having the website of the joe meditating (sponsored by Penguin biscuits. Pick up a Penguin!) is that if I was on it, I might get to be famous and we can't have that. I was going to appear with a big beard, but the site might have to last ages. Probably a couple of years before you could levitate anyway. Can't think of anything worse than strangers knowing who you were, so I'll have to think again.
I think I'll start a religion. If you want to join up, here are the rules.
1) You must not believe in anything, especially thoughts.
2) You must meditate at least three hours a day.
3) You must give me ten percent of everything you earn so that I can get a hundred foot statue of myself built at the top of Ben Nevis. This is to help with my narcissistic personality disorder, which has been playing up again.
Put a Christian koan up on Adolf's blog. Another teeshirt. HOW CAN GETTING CRUCIFIED BE A HELP TO ANYONE? I think you're supposed to think on that until some answer emerges. Hmmm? Might take a while. Any Christians out there? Never mind. I'm off to surf the oceans of bliss! HotboyMadyamikaS.O.B.
What brilliant meditations I'm going to have over the next few days!!
I've done nothing about trying to get any money for ages. The only thing I have out there just now is three chapters of Light in the Dark at Chicken House.
The problem with having the website of the joe meditating (sponsored by Penguin biscuits. Pick up a Penguin!) is that if I was on it, I might get to be famous and we can't have that. I was going to appear with a big beard, but the site might have to last ages. Probably a couple of years before you could levitate anyway. Can't think of anything worse than strangers knowing who you were, so I'll have to think again.
I think I'll start a religion. If you want to join up, here are the rules.
1) You must not believe in anything, especially thoughts.
2) You must meditate at least three hours a day.
3) You must give me ten percent of everything you earn so that I can get a hundred foot statue of myself built at the top of Ben Nevis. This is to help with my narcissistic personality disorder, which has been playing up again.
Put a Christian koan up on Adolf's blog. Another teeshirt. HOW CAN GETTING CRUCIFIED BE A HELP TO ANYONE? I think you're supposed to think on that until some answer emerges. Hmmm? Might take a while. Any Christians out there? Never mind. I'm off to surf the oceans of bliss! HotboyMadyamikaS.O.B.
posted by Hotboy at 1:45 PM
1 Comments:
Your mind is always rolling. You have so many ideas. Something is going to hit just right for you.
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