Ra Poles!
10:50 p.m.
I'd like to say hullo to the alien creatures from Outer Space who come to visit mayhap this bloggy. We know you're out there.
Thank you very much for everyone who is going to vote for me in tomorrow's election. I tried very hard never to learn how to speak in public because of my gigantic ego (Let's invade Poland!)(I can't spell Czecheslovakia anymore)(?), so don't expect much of that when I get into our wee parliament. I want to meditate in there. I've got my headphones (or noise blockers) and will sit in a full lotus in ra bliss throughout the whole time debates are going on. Occasionally, I will shout "Fung off Flatheids!", or "Where are the pole dancers?". I'd like to thank you in advance for your support.
I'd like to say hullo to the alien creatures from Outer Space who come to visit mayhap this bloggy. We know you're out there.
Thank you very much for everyone who is going to vote for me in tomorrow's election. I tried very hard never to learn how to speak in public because of my gigantic ego (Let's invade Poland!)(I can't spell Czecheslovakia anymore)(?), so don't expect much of that when I get into our wee parliament. I want to meditate in there. I've got my headphones (or noise blockers) and will sit in a full lotus in ra bliss throughout the whole time debates are going on. Occasionally, I will shout "Fung off Flatheids!", or "Where are the pole dancers?". I'd like to thank you in advance for your support.
posted by Hotboy at 10:49 PM
3 Comments:
To hell with the socialists and the Greens. I'm voting Bad-Boy Blissheid party! When you get to the Parliament, just remember not to mess with McConnell's desk or you will be in trouble.
Ion: Since you are the first person to vote me for ever, I think I'll make you Minister for Spatial Development. You'll get a motor! Hotboy
I couldn't vote for you if I wanted to, even if you were standing in Helensburgh. I'm intestate or whatever's the term for not entitled to vote. Inelectate? Besides, there's still that outstanding misunderstanding with the Inland Revenue.
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