Rem Flatheids Again!
Saturday 12:30 p.m.
Hello, you Masai Warriors, spam robots, alien creatures from Outer Space, and those sad Eastern gentlemen seeking hotboys! This is RaBlissBlog! Here to detail developments in ra bliss!
Oh, ra bliss, ra bliss, ra bliss! Everything was working so well this morning! You take a breath, squeeze, let go and you're in the zone, Jack! You're in the zone!
No, you're not. Mostly morons and other flatheids come to this bloggy and you aren't getting ra bliss, are you?? Why is this? This is because you are a stupid basturn and too dumb to meditate.
Thank God, it's not my fault, Jack. That's all I can say. So do you think the flatheids should meditate, Hotboy? No, Jack! I think the flatheids should blow their brains out. They're not using them anyway. Especially, the old ones about my age. What is the point of being over fifty and not being able to access ra bliss? What is that about? What a waste of human beingness! You evil bourgeois, planet guzzling, complete waste of space! Just blow your brains out and do the planet a favour!
So you're not meeting up with any of your deep, dear friends this weekend, Hotboy? They're all past it, Jack. Baldy, no teeth, heading ... indeed, plummeting towards the grief, sorrow, lamentations ... suffering in this life. It might be hard work sometimes investigating ra bliss, but the alternative is so appalling!
Yarooo!!! Yaroooo!! I can hear the long horns on the viking warships in the Firth Of Forth calling to me. You've just been paid. Don the viking helmet, and sally forward and onwards. But, yea, though the flesh is weak, the bank balance is even weaker and I shall proceed to the diggings, then ra blissings, digging and blissing all afternoon. What a fortunate, fortunate creature I am, I am! What a fortunate creature I am!!
Hello, you Masai Warriors, spam robots, alien creatures from Outer Space, and those sad Eastern gentlemen seeking hotboys! This is RaBlissBlog! Here to detail developments in ra bliss!
Oh, ra bliss, ra bliss, ra bliss! Everything was working so well this morning! You take a breath, squeeze, let go and you're in the zone, Jack! You're in the zone!
No, you're not. Mostly morons and other flatheids come to this bloggy and you aren't getting ra bliss, are you?? Why is this? This is because you are a stupid basturn and too dumb to meditate.
Thank God, it's not my fault, Jack. That's all I can say. So do you think the flatheids should meditate, Hotboy? No, Jack! I think the flatheids should blow their brains out. They're not using them anyway. Especially, the old ones about my age. What is the point of being over fifty and not being able to access ra bliss? What is that about? What a waste of human beingness! You evil bourgeois, planet guzzling, complete waste of space! Just blow your brains out and do the planet a favour!
So you're not meeting up with any of your deep, dear friends this weekend, Hotboy? They're all past it, Jack. Baldy, no teeth, heading ... indeed, plummeting towards the grief, sorrow, lamentations ... suffering in this life. It might be hard work sometimes investigating ra bliss, but the alternative is so appalling!
Yarooo!!! Yaroooo!! I can hear the long horns on the viking warships in the Firth Of Forth calling to me. You've just been paid. Don the viking helmet, and sally forward and onwards. But, yea, though the flesh is weak, the bank balance is even weaker and I shall proceed to the diggings, then ra blissings, digging and blissing all afternoon. What a fortunate, fortunate creature I am, I am! What a fortunate creature I am!!
posted by Hotboy at 12:29 PM
5 Comments:
Okay, the bank balance is shot, but if one were to follow the advice about blowing one's brains out, would your insurance company be good for a few hundred thousand in compensation? That would help those left behind.
Onan! Are you back from Bavaria? Maybe you could get somebody else to shoot you! Hotboy
"Eastern gentlemen seeking hotboys"
LMAO. You're to good.
Toyo! Bet you're having a more interesting weekend than me! Hotboy
I say!
In the knowledge that you could never work anything to do with computers, here's a step-by-step guide from Google on how you can get set up with TiSP. TiSP will solve all your computer problems, Hotboy. Even you will be able to install TiSP, so I'm sure this will help.
MM III
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