Ra Goddo!
Wednesday 5:55 p.m.
"Recently, there has been a lot of backsliding and soft soaping about hell. Now, I am here to tell yous that hell is real and eternal!"
The headmaster's opening statement at a school assembly. Quite took my breath away at the time. Looking around at the wee first years, boy, were they impressed. Mouths hanging open everywhere!
It's a bit tricky punting a benificent deity with this kind of hell! So the God who is good and loving, and knows everything, allows folk to have red hot pokers continually stuck up their bottoms for eternity. Eternity is a long time. The universe has cooled down and there's maybe only a vastness of photons, yet somewhere there still will be the red hot pokers going like the clappers. A wee bit disproportionate that! He also allows people to be born when he knows they're going to end up in this eternal damnation. Dearie me. Shurely shum mishtake!
So no intellectual rigour then, Hotboy. Flatheids, Jack. Just another bunch of stupid flatheids.
Of course, we in the Amazing Bloggy Church of the Bad Boy Blissheid don't have any beliefs. The only thing we believe in is not believing in things, especially thoughts!
One half of the allotment is dug and planted with onions and tatties. I'm way ahead of everyone else because I don't like gardening. It just stops you taking much better forms of exercise.
I'll be going out to visit friends and watch Scotland play Italy at the footie. So, I'd just like to take everything back that I said about God. Because I think another miracle is required here. Okay, God. I believe in hell and the benificent deity and any other set of palpably ridiculous contradictions. Just make it three nil to us, right?
10:46p.m.
Tried my best! We got beat 2-0. God is Italian!
"Recently, there has been a lot of backsliding and soft soaping about hell. Now, I am here to tell yous that hell is real and eternal!"
The headmaster's opening statement at a school assembly. Quite took my breath away at the time. Looking around at the wee first years, boy, were they impressed. Mouths hanging open everywhere!
It's a bit tricky punting a benificent deity with this kind of hell! So the God who is good and loving, and knows everything, allows folk to have red hot pokers continually stuck up their bottoms for eternity. Eternity is a long time. The universe has cooled down and there's maybe only a vastness of photons, yet somewhere there still will be the red hot pokers going like the clappers. A wee bit disproportionate that! He also allows people to be born when he knows they're going to end up in this eternal damnation. Dearie me. Shurely shum mishtake!
So no intellectual rigour then, Hotboy. Flatheids, Jack. Just another bunch of stupid flatheids.
Of course, we in the Amazing Bloggy Church of the Bad Boy Blissheid don't have any beliefs. The only thing we believe in is not believing in things, especially thoughts!
One half of the allotment is dug and planted with onions and tatties. I'm way ahead of everyone else because I don't like gardening. It just stops you taking much better forms of exercise.
I'll be going out to visit friends and watch Scotland play Italy at the footie. So, I'd just like to take everything back that I said about God. Because I think another miracle is required here. Okay, God. I believe in hell and the benificent deity and any other set of palpably ridiculous contradictions. Just make it three nil to us, right?
10:46p.m.
Tried my best! We got beat 2-0. God is Italian!
posted by Hotboy at 5:56 PM
4 Comments:
Glad you are getting the gardening done.
Are tatties the same thing as potatoes?
Sorry your team lost! :(
Lee Ann: Tatties are the same as potatoes. At 10 a.m. here the weather is wet so no tattie planting today! Hotboy
The HT is in line with Il Papa, and surely they're both right. No doubt that hell really does exist esp. in certain occupied territories. That's a real present, and not a future, hell. Those RCs know their business.
Ion: You can always think: at least I'm not living in Baghdad. I'm not going there either. Hotboy
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