Ra McDucks!
12:20p.m.
Hard to believe it was still the weekend when I woke up today. I'm on the third day of my weekend and it's only Saturday. I'm going to have a great day. The place is empty, the curtains drawn. Soon, I will be surfing the oceans of bliss.
Had a wonderful time last night at Froggie McDuck's going away thing. Was dreading it since I thought I might have a drink. Told Froggie I was thinking of not drinking and he handed me a glass of Boddington's. Fantastic beer!
I've given up drinking for a year at a time three times. One New Year just before giving up, someone handed me a glass of Boddington's. Fabulous beer. Like frothy milk. The best thing about it is that it's only 3.5%. Drank seven cans of that and then we went to the pub and I had two pints of Guinness. Saved by the Bonnington's, instead of going back to Beef's to get my arm sawed off without anaesthetics, I said cheerio and walked home. Felt great this morning.
Had a long chat to Skinny McDuck about ra bliss. The value of alcohol. You drink and rap. You get intense. Brilliant that. You don't get it if you don't go to the pub. Of course, as of right now, I'm giving all that up!
Skinny had been reading Alma Mater! He's in his final year at uni, so a book about being at uni in the 1970s is right up his street. He seemed to be enjoying it. When folk tell me that, I always find it hard to believe.
Froggie is interested in the juju. At least, he's trying to learn how to sit. When I talked to him about ra bliss before, he said he'd give it a go and he seems to be. Really pleased about that. I was telling Skinny that he might be one of the kagyu masters come over from Tibet now that the juju is moving to Scotland. Well, he might be. If he decided to become one, there's no reason why not since he's only young yet.
Adolf has stuck some photies on his site. Two of them are me. One of them I didn't recognise at all.
I'm dying to read the newspaper the sensei and reverend is editing. If I take a break today, that'll be it.
By noon today this blog had been visited twenty times. Definitely some robots in there since they are spamming the comments. But a big list of normal bloggers as well. Please leave a comment if you've had any experience of ra bliss!
Persevere through weariness, says the boy. I'll blog and bliss, and blog and bliss! HotboyMadyamikaS.O.B.
3:15p.m.
There is nothing to compare with vajrayana juju. The vase breath stuff is working superbly today. Heat and bliss. Spent nearly two hours getting to the mandala bit. You do the dying sequence and then go from the Dharmakaya to putting in the symbols and the blue, white and red tubes (down your spine). When you do the vase breathing, the heat and bliss arise in your body and you feel different, so different. This is when I think you might impose the emanation of Dorje Sempa, the deity. This was working far better than I deserve since my nerves are a little jangled from the boozing last night. I feel blessed. This might be because I have been blessed, of course. Back to ra bliss, ra bliss, ra bliss. This is RaBlissBlog telling you to get into ra bliss!
7:50p.m.
I've just had a plate of my home made soup! I made a loaf today. That takes five minutes. Folk think it takes hours, but you only have to do five minutes work in the kneeding. Apart from that, I've been in here, the living room, with the curtains drawn.
I did a head stand today, getting up with straight legs. I could do that until eighteen months ago when I got a sore shoulder, then it went. Now it's back. A better trick. Up with straight legs (which looks impressive) and then go into a lotus and sit back down again. Real juju men can leap into the air from a lotus and change legs and land in the new position. So they say. Hardly seems believable, but raising inner heat seems unbelievable and I can do a wee bit of that.
The meditations have just got stronger and stronger. I'll have another go and then maybe relax. I don't know.
9:30p.m.
26 visitors have hit the blog today so far. Hello, you Masai Warriors. Anyone out there from Mars? Beef McDuck says his jobbie is so boring he looks at this blog. Hello, Beef! Beef actually looks a bit like a buddha, but he refuses to aspire!
Maybe meditated about eight hours today. Stopped now. Watching The Perfect Storm. I am a very, very fortunate creature. I think I might stop going on about flatheids and hassle folk about not being able to sit. Being able to sit is half the business. If you just sit in a good position, other things of a beneficial nature will happen. Alignment will occur. You will avoid the sore back.
People who cannot sit upright comfortably without having to fidget or move ... shit, I couldn't sit till I was forty. We are disabled by couches and chairs and seats. Sit on the floor. Stretch your hips (not your knees!) by trying to get your foot into your mouth. Or ear. This is RaBlissBlog. This is the way to ra bliss!
So good to be able to do a day like today. Lots of people helped, especially all those who left me alone. Allah Akbar. Over and Out. HotboyMadyamikaS.O.B.
Hard to believe it was still the weekend when I woke up today. I'm on the third day of my weekend and it's only Saturday. I'm going to have a great day. The place is empty, the curtains drawn. Soon, I will be surfing the oceans of bliss.
Had a wonderful time last night at Froggie McDuck's going away thing. Was dreading it since I thought I might have a drink. Told Froggie I was thinking of not drinking and he handed me a glass of Boddington's. Fantastic beer!
I've given up drinking for a year at a time three times. One New Year just before giving up, someone handed me a glass of Boddington's. Fabulous beer. Like frothy milk. The best thing about it is that it's only 3.5%. Drank seven cans of that and then we went to the pub and I had two pints of Guinness. Saved by the Bonnington's, instead of going back to Beef's to get my arm sawed off without anaesthetics, I said cheerio and walked home. Felt great this morning.
Had a long chat to Skinny McDuck about ra bliss. The value of alcohol. You drink and rap. You get intense. Brilliant that. You don't get it if you don't go to the pub. Of course, as of right now, I'm giving all that up!
Skinny had been reading Alma Mater! He's in his final year at uni, so a book about being at uni in the 1970s is right up his street. He seemed to be enjoying it. When folk tell me that, I always find it hard to believe.
Froggie is interested in the juju. At least, he's trying to learn how to sit. When I talked to him about ra bliss before, he said he'd give it a go and he seems to be. Really pleased about that. I was telling Skinny that he might be one of the kagyu masters come over from Tibet now that the juju is moving to Scotland. Well, he might be. If he decided to become one, there's no reason why not since he's only young yet.
Adolf has stuck some photies on his site. Two of them are me. One of them I didn't recognise at all.
I'm dying to read the newspaper the sensei and reverend is editing. If I take a break today, that'll be it.
By noon today this blog had been visited twenty times. Definitely some robots in there since they are spamming the comments. But a big list of normal bloggers as well. Please leave a comment if you've had any experience of ra bliss!
Persevere through weariness, says the boy. I'll blog and bliss, and blog and bliss! HotboyMadyamikaS.O.B.
3:15p.m.
There is nothing to compare with vajrayana juju. The vase breath stuff is working superbly today. Heat and bliss. Spent nearly two hours getting to the mandala bit. You do the dying sequence and then go from the Dharmakaya to putting in the symbols and the blue, white and red tubes (down your spine). When you do the vase breathing, the heat and bliss arise in your body and you feel different, so different. This is when I think you might impose the emanation of Dorje Sempa, the deity. This was working far better than I deserve since my nerves are a little jangled from the boozing last night. I feel blessed. This might be because I have been blessed, of course. Back to ra bliss, ra bliss, ra bliss. This is RaBlissBlog telling you to get into ra bliss!
7:50p.m.
I've just had a plate of my home made soup! I made a loaf today. That takes five minutes. Folk think it takes hours, but you only have to do five minutes work in the kneeding. Apart from that, I've been in here, the living room, with the curtains drawn.
I did a head stand today, getting up with straight legs. I could do that until eighteen months ago when I got a sore shoulder, then it went. Now it's back. A better trick. Up with straight legs (which looks impressive) and then go into a lotus and sit back down again. Real juju men can leap into the air from a lotus and change legs and land in the new position. So they say. Hardly seems believable, but raising inner heat seems unbelievable and I can do a wee bit of that.
The meditations have just got stronger and stronger. I'll have another go and then maybe relax. I don't know.
9:30p.m.
26 visitors have hit the blog today so far. Hello, you Masai Warriors. Anyone out there from Mars? Beef McDuck says his jobbie is so boring he looks at this blog. Hello, Beef! Beef actually looks a bit like a buddha, but he refuses to aspire!
Maybe meditated about eight hours today. Stopped now. Watching The Perfect Storm. I am a very, very fortunate creature. I think I might stop going on about flatheids and hassle folk about not being able to sit. Being able to sit is half the business. If you just sit in a good position, other things of a beneficial nature will happen. Alignment will occur. You will avoid the sore back.
People who cannot sit upright comfortably without having to fidget or move ... shit, I couldn't sit till I was forty. We are disabled by couches and chairs and seats. Sit on the floor. Stretch your hips (not your knees!) by trying to get your foot into your mouth. Or ear. This is RaBlissBlog. This is the way to ra bliss!
So good to be able to do a day like today. Lots of people helped, especially all those who left me alone. Allah Akbar. Over and Out. HotboyMadyamikaS.O.B.
posted by Hotboy at 12:15 PM
3 Comments:
I start all my posts with Ra because I am fond of the sensei and reverend who comes from Glasgow. The west is ra best. I am also from the west. But I live in the bourgeois Edinburgh, which looks better and you don't get stabbed so often.
I wrote of list of things when I reached the age my father died at. What had you managed to do kind of thing. On top was the fact that I'd managed to get down to ra bliss by repeating a sound over and over and over to myself. It was Susquehanna. I now repeat other sounds to myself, mainly of a Tibetan origin (?), but I really still like that one!
We are the human beings. I'm an atheist and a socialist and a buddhist and a catholic and a calvinist! I only think all the basturns are going to hell because I like the evil in myself! Hotboy
Sorry, didn't answer the questions. I have to give up beer because I love getting pissed. You've never had more fun with a joe ... until you've got pissed with me. I can talk to you about anything, including ...I work partime now in a school library. I once tried to write, but I was a bit thick for it. Now, I'm trying to emanate as a deity. Not too successful at that either, but what a wonderful and profound and stupid way to spend you r time. I've also got an allotment (?). garden kind of thing, but I'm not really interested in gardening.I like sitting in the hut. Sometimes I come out and folk around there in the summertime look surprised. I like that as well. They think I've got a tunnel. I have also always trained my body to a whippet shape and taken tons of drugs. A rounded individual. Hotboy
If I drank that much in one day I'd be in hospital. You're very fit, or at least your liver is.
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