Saturday, March 18, 2006

Rat Saint Again!

Saturday 5:45 p.m.
The great meal I had last night was cooked by one Hun supporter and one Jambo. We discussed the game to be played tomorrow between Huns and Jambos, which will go some way to decide which one of these teams gets to play in the Champions League next year. As an obvious neutral (I support Motherwell, honest, since their strip is claret and amber, the same colours the Dalai Lama wears), I think it would be better if the Huns got into Europe because I like to watch the footie on the telly and I think they'll probably last longer in the competition.

The last time I mentioned the Huns in a post, I got a belated comment from a supporter from East Belfast, telling me to lay off. Thank God I have moved to the cave on the Unheard of Island! A belated St Patrick's Day hullo to you, my Irish friend. You've got to laugh! Anyway, to make up for any mistaken idea that I might not like the Huns, I've said a Hail Mary to St Teresa of Avila so that the Huns might prosper tomorrow.

Whilst on the subject of raising heat, here's another bit from the Interior Castle: "...the soul which takes life when, through the heat which comes from the Holy Spirit, it begins to utilize the general help that God gives to us all ..."

Adolf, who is of course a great supporter of the Huns, will have to put up with me camping on his bit of the island for a bit till the orange deities forget about me. (This is not the invasion, Adolf! Heil!) But they've got long memories those folk in Northern Ireland. Four hundred years is nothing to them. Come on, the Huns! Come on, the Huns!

Amazing meditations await this evening. The heat comes out when it gets dark. Dusk now. Here comes ra heat! Here comes ra heat!

Sunday 8:10 p.m.
In the spirit of ecumenicism, I will welcome the visitation of the orange deities to the Unheard Of Island! I can hear them rowing due to the development of yogic powers even though they be still thousands of miles away. Not only that, but I have started building a wall to divide my side from Adolf's. This is a practical demonstration of the dichotomous nature of conventional reality and I hope Adolf does not take it as a slight. Also, I have set up a sound system to play orange folksongs to make the huns feel at home. So our top song is, of course, The Sash My Father Wore with We'll Guard Old Derry's Walls a close second (thus, the wall!). I have also put up signs with directions pointing to Adolf's side of the Island. These say ROSARY BEADS that way! HOLY WATER that way! LIVING SAINTS that way! I need solitude, so I hope Adolf and them get on together and they have a lovely time here before they have to go home! Unfortunately, their team, despite all the Hail Marys I said, didn't do the business today and they might not be able to go to play Roma and represent Scotland at the Vatican next year, but you can't have everything!

I'm about half way through The Interior Castle by St Teresa of Avila. She didn't re-write a word. She didn't even read it over. Eat your heart out, Jack Kerouac! So it's hard to read. But I think I understand it a bit.

I've tried hard since I left work on Wednesday. I gave Thursday to my maw. I got more than I gave. On Friday, I tried to tell Shiva's son to meditate because if he starts now (he's 23) what a life he could have by the time he's thirty! I got pissed. But I was so chi-ed up! Then on Saturday I meditated most of the time till half ten at night. Today, I've done about five hours. Tomorrow, I will be blissed and sometimes tired. But I will be blissed. This is RaBlissBlog telling you not to waste your life. There is nothing comparable to the vajrayana. There is nothing better than being able to fall into ra bliss! Simply ra best. Simply ra bliss!!

I've got twenty minutes before Planet Earth comes on. I will look once again at Samsaramom's post and clicky onto the Heart Sutra. There is only one thing!


Blogger robmcj said...

I was willing to overlook everything including the unilateral wall-building. But the signposts were too much.

The boat-people must turn back before it's too late. UnHeard Island is a friend to the people of other lands. Our demands are directed only at the religion that enslaves them and threatens us.

We will not wait for the final proof, the smoking gun.

2:23 AM  
Blogger hotboy said...

Adolf! Heil! Due to the development of my yogic powers (that Narcissistic Personality Disorder is coming on!), I sense that you have been trying to communicate with me, but your clicky thing has a glitch in it! I can hear you clearly now, but don't understand German! I get the one Volk, one Reich, but that's about it. The orange deities might think you're the Nazi Papa so watch out! Also, don't mention that your pre-incarnation was on the Somme. That definitely won't help! Hotboy

5:51 PM  
Blogger Lee Ann said...

Hey know I luv ya....but I am tired and my brain is not comprehending what you are talking about.
So, I just wanted to say HELLO!

2:51 AM  
Blogger hotboy said...

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7:22 AM  
Blogger hotboy said...

Hi Lee Ann! Just before going to work here! All this footie stuff and stuff about Northern Ireland will, lucky for you, be very obscure. Sorry. Also, I had two comments from you in my yahoo email place and can't find one of them here. Silly boy all round. I hope your headache has gone away anyway. Always love hearing from you. Keep well. Hotboy.

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