Ra Even More of Ra Bliss!
Sunday 12:50 p.m.
I actually did some work on my book yesterday. That was good. On Friday night I was in the company of many old friends and didn't drink. Good boy! Everybody else did. I did some vase breathing when no one was bothering to talk to me and got out of my face on air! That's the way I'd like to socialise. Take a breath and leave the planet.
But I had some beer last night! Bad boy! This wasn't supposed to happen, but it's amazing that the wall gives you money even when you haven't got any. Only the thought of getting a full time job is going to save me! But when?
So I was a wee bit crabbit with myself when I sat down to meditate this morning, but what bliss! I don't deserve it. I'm sitting there a wee bit hung over and getting loads of bliss and heat. This juju really does seem to have its own momentum.
I've been pretending to be normal this weekend. I was out on Friday night and Saturday afternoon. Brian Wilson is due round here any minute. I've reneged on the golf and suggested we go to Princes Street to see the fabulous room in the National Art Gallery where all the Van Goghs and Cezanne's, etc., hang. It's one of my favourite places. When the kid was wee, I used to go there regularly and ask her how much money we'd need to hang one of the paintings on our living room wall. There must be 200 million pounds worth of art in that wee room. You can go and look at them for nothing. What a great town this is!
There weren't any Van Goghs in the room. Would anybody like to buy my ear? Still, a fabulous day. Brian Wilson is flying off to represent Scotland and pick up an award in Chicago in about a month's time. This is a far better place to be. Today all the signs outside the pubs said NO LEAVING YOUR FALSE TEETH ON THE BAR, or NO CHEWING ON PIGS' FACES WITHIN THREE FEET OF ME , and the truly awful NO SMOKING! What has the world come to? Still, I had the best of times. If I'm dead in three years time, I think spending this afternoon with Brian Wilson will have been an afternoon well spent.
I actually did some work on my book yesterday. That was good. On Friday night I was in the company of many old friends and didn't drink. Good boy! Everybody else did. I did some vase breathing when no one was bothering to talk to me and got out of my face on air! That's the way I'd like to socialise. Take a breath and leave the planet.
But I had some beer last night! Bad boy! This wasn't supposed to happen, but it's amazing that the wall gives you money even when you haven't got any. Only the thought of getting a full time job is going to save me! But when?
So I was a wee bit crabbit with myself when I sat down to meditate this morning, but what bliss! I don't deserve it. I'm sitting there a wee bit hung over and getting loads of bliss and heat. This juju really does seem to have its own momentum.
I've been pretending to be normal this weekend. I was out on Friday night and Saturday afternoon. Brian Wilson is due round here any minute. I've reneged on the golf and suggested we go to Princes Street to see the fabulous room in the National Art Gallery where all the Van Goghs and Cezanne's, etc., hang. It's one of my favourite places. When the kid was wee, I used to go there regularly and ask her how much money we'd need to hang one of the paintings on our living room wall. There must be 200 million pounds worth of art in that wee room. You can go and look at them for nothing. What a great town this is!
There weren't any Van Goghs in the room. Would anybody like to buy my ear? Still, a fabulous day. Brian Wilson is flying off to represent Scotland and pick up an award in Chicago in about a month's time. This is a far better place to be. Today all the signs outside the pubs said NO LEAVING YOUR FALSE TEETH ON THE BAR, or NO CHEWING ON PIGS' FACES WITHIN THREE FEET OF ME , and the truly awful NO SMOKING! What has the world come to? Still, I had the best of times. If I'm dead in three years time, I think spending this afternoon with Brian Wilson will have been an afternoon well spent.
posted by Hotboy at 12:52 PM
5 Comments:
I was slightly crabbit myself recently, not that anyone would notice.
Representing Scotland at CHEWING PIG FACES? If he sees Nobis there, can he tell him I'm sorry the way things worked out?
Capn! We don't have alligators on the bars here! I wish we had! False teeth for alligators would be good though! Hotboy
Going for the gusto! Can cause a wee bit of a hang over Hotboy.
Hope you are feeling better :)
I maight be interested in bidding for yon ear. Have you had it valued, and what kind of warranty does it carry?
Lee Ann: Thanks! I'm feeling much better today since I've decided not to go to work!
Capn! Great drinking in the smoke free International Bar yesterday.
Alec: The ear is valuable beyond measure. You are allowed to clone from it of course, and you're really buying unlimited Hotboy slaves. You can have it in a jar of vinegar. If you want to eat it, I'll supply the tatties to go with it. Hotboy
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